FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Someone take me to the Ballet!

http://www.nzballet.org.nz/

Seriously! There's like...no one who wants to see this with me. I'm fucking desperate. The only person that would have put up with bloody art with me was...well, my Grandma. But she's a lot closer to dracula now.

PLEASE! Arg! Don't MAKE me ask my aunties!